• Jace: And quit baring your fangs at me. It’s making me nervous.
  • Simon: Good. If you want to know why, it’s because you smell like blood.
  • Jace: It’s my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury.

arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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scarred-mistake: beanpunk-rockerbath: This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it. SIGNAL BOOST.

scarred-mistake:

beanpunk-rockerbath:

This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.

SIGNAL BOOST.

gallifreyanwizardof221b:

justafuckingdisease:

marchionessofblackadder:

whitewolfwriter:

lovemequestionmark:

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“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”

the best sound in the world

Better known as the sound of my childhood!

The song of my people.

This is the song you hear when you go to heaven. 

#HEADCANON ACCEPTED

bellatrixissexy:

winchester-hale:

idontknowaskhermione:

It’s actually really disturbing that kids falling asleep in school is viewed as them being lazy and not as the school overworking them to the point that they literally can’t stay awake.

i fell asleep in chemistry class once and my teacher got me a pillow and a blanket and made the class work in silence so i could sleep.

Best teacher ever.

eatthechildrenmoar:

there is no set way to be a woman (✿◠‿◠) 
there is no set way to be a man (◡‿◡✿)
there is no set way to be non-binary \ (•◡•) /

just wear what you want and act how you want it doesnt matter your identity is still valid

aud-ler:

what i have learned from talking about my feelings

  • it’s better to not talk about my feelings

turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home