The Vampire Diaries: Where people who don't die show up dead
If you think that doesn't make sense then congratulation and welcome to the fandom, where we live in a constant state of confusion.
In the movie
Jamie: To love is to destroy.
Me: Oh my god there goes the last bit of my soul.
And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid...
God: Gabe, stop, I'm working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here's a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications DON’T YOU DARE
Abercrombie & Fitch Refuses To Make Clothes For... →
justbeingmary: halffizzbin: thegirlwhocriedfandom: Abercrombie and Fitch has decided that anyone over a size 10 jean isn’t sexy enough for their clothing line, and doesn’t want them shopping in their stores and sullying their clothes. They decided to only hire good looking people so that only good looking people will come into their store. “It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire...
mailorderwife: It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
apatheticghost: what i learned from school im a fucking piece of shit everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
gallifrey-feels: bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol You are a genius. but alcohol is free
clawmark: rcarlisle: “A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.” OR THEY’RE JUST A RAGING SOCIOPATH AND YOU CAN COMPLETELY LIKE THEM AS A CHARACTER AND EVEN SYMPATHIZE WITH THEM AT TIMES, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE A ~VICTIM. #being a victim of atrocity isn’t a free pass for committing atrocities
When nobody talks to me, I just entertain myself.
bestlols: Best entertainment ever!
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
literallywhatevertho: I’m really curious to know what Brandon Flowers of the Killers actually looked like when he was on his knees looking for the answer like was he crawling around asking people on the floor if we were human or dancer
dorkstrider: i get so mad about people thinking only guys can accurately cosplay a male character and vice versa i get mad about cosplay elitism in general we’re all just losers dressing up as people who don’t exist i mean come on
Things I need Dean to find out:
pondlifeforme: 1) That in order to get Cas to kill Dean, Naomi had to specifically train him for MONTHS, by forcing Cas to kill THOUSANDS of fake Deans. And that despite all that brainwashing, Cas STILL couldn’t kill Dean. 2) That Cas felt so guilty over how much he hurt Dean, that he specifically went shopping for Dean’s favorite things (including porn and pie). And that Cas nearly strangled...
mindpalacefullofcats: Listen here If any of you fuckers ruin the new Star Trek for me
blinkpond: can i please point out how amazingly gorgeous young jensen was and how stunningly breathtaking he still is besides his unbelievable appearance can we talk about how he’s the funniest and cheekiest guy ever like not even that he has the greatest personality and he’s kind and he’s so amazing with his fans and dID I MENTION HIS TALENT ...
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
When you are waiting for a page to load...
sodamnrelatable: It’s loading… Still loading… You think it’s not loading, and you clicked the refresh button… The second you clicked the refresh button, the whole page loads, and you’re like:
isnerdy: fishingboatproceeds: onceuponanobsessedfan: John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr! Just kidding. Continue flirting.
amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
myhead-itskillingme: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something yahoo is going to regret this decision here comes the smut
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
genericanimegirl: fyeahzack: genericanimegirl: teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school Teachers who try to give you homework*
lzbth: college doesn’t fit into my busy schedule of watching bad sitcoms and waiting to die
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
holyfire-assbutt: deanisanactualprincess: superpenguintyme: kazuos: looks at supernatural fandom backs away walks out the door sets the whole building on fire builds spaceship flies into the galaxy lives forever on saturn fIRE DID yOU saY BUilDinG It’s trueoN FIRE its funny because you think you can get away from us It’s true. I started a ‘Sherlock’ blog for my friend and...
apathy-acres: blamemisha: fluffydolphinzombies: jkateel: WE’RE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE “CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON” MONTAGE. OH FUCK FUCK FUCK NO IM NOT READY PANIC
bubblegumpopqueen: i am tired of people and sexism and racism and homopobia and transphobia and ageism and slut shaming and rape culture and twats and the world in general and i’m far too young to be sick of life
happybex: She wears I wear She’s and I’m Dreaming bout the day when you That what you’re lookin’ for has been If you could see that I’m the one who Been here all along so why can’t you see? You
geniusbillionairesassmaster: SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question I turned to my friend and accidentally sang LOUDER THAN EXPECTED AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK I. ...
chenyakumo: hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but fuck wasps